It's been a while since I last posted..this is what happens when there is no uni and you're never at home..I am either out for shopping, sports, dinners, drinks or the one not to be missed mentioning...MAHJONG!

Mahjong has probably taken out most of the times I am awake, apart from the rest I've listed up there..LOL..Some jokes that cracks everyone up would be...

When I saw these 2 tiles sticking together and I laugh hyterically like a mad woman..the next time I saw another two tiles sticking together again..I said,"Why are they making love??"

There are still hell lot of shits to do before I leave sydney...pack, move, clean..URGHHHhhh..do not procrastinate..Human procrastinate because there're pain and pleasure...so when the pain for pleasure has overcome the pain, it's no longer pleasurable..*hint hint*

Need some sleep...not sleeping at proper hours make me FAT!! urghhh

Im foreseeing history to happen itself again, but I rest my case, I have no more strength to stop it from happening, let it may be how god want it to be..I shall just shut up and speak when needed(really badly)

The Legend of Jin and Moy

2 Years ago, during our first year in University, we were introduced by a friend but was never close, yet you took care of me when I was pissed drunk during one dance party and did not get to enjoy your night, we were left with the hanging feeling(between to go clubbing or not) for the entire weekend..

2004's SUAMS Deepavali Night

Shit happens among friendships, but as soon as we got over it, I learned to appreciate..

The new year began...Year 2005, we become closer because we were being part of SUAMS committee board and we hang out almost every other day...Our friendship grew, again with more obstables...but I thank god we were able to solve it and I apologize what I've done to spoil it..but this made our friendship even tougher than it was..

On our way to Wollonggong, 2005

I can never forget all the crazy days we had(with the 5/7 too), one of it is the Craziest day out...

Us @ Bondi Beach, 2005

Now, 2006, how can I forget? The uncountable drunk times, the amount of time we spent together talking cock, gossiping, being lame to each other, the times I see you at at your worse state(Dec 2004 & Oct 2006)(and vice versa), pigging out session and etc..

We're known as Jin and Moy(Joy and Min, respectively), from the way we talk, sometimes like Siamese twins, sometimes I can just read what you're trying to say...

Karaoke in July Break, 2006

MGM, Bimbos-wanna-be, 2006

From what I've gained from this friendship, I want to say..Thank you for being there for me all the time..Now that you're behaving like part of Me*evil grin*, I can foresee our friendship has a longer way til it ends..

p/s: To the 6/7 or the Mahjong Inc, May our friendship last 9 9 too okay!!

The final preparation

The second battle is arising, or rather, the second last battle, I spent hours typing up the notes im allowed to bring into the exam hall, today I added more stuff, handwritten notes...Tiny handwriting sometimes can be beneficial when it comes to sqeezing everything into A4 page..

Here are how they look like..

FRONT(Left) & BACK(Below)

I have no clue how I am gonna be able to read but this is what happens when you alco memory like me which most of the times you don't remember what you studied after a while..sigh...

Lame ass shit part 3

After a whole day of german(which leads to the lame situation), I became so lame that this came out from my mouth..

Ju was saying something about Information System(IT) and somewhat relates to ethics..
Ju: Ethical..bla bla bla..
Min: But you have NONE!
Joy: Yea you have Naan, and you have dahl(double check for the spelling for me)
Min: Huh?
Ju: Yea and I have tandoori chicken too!

Library was almost closing, it was 9:45pm so the two gals bugged juju to start packing just incase the security comes to chase us out again...
Min: OI faster pack la..
Ju: Wait lah! The bell hasn't ring yet also...
Joy: We're not in school okay, we don't need to wait for the bell to ring before we can leave the class!

LOL...Now, enough of lame jokes..Wish me luck for my 1st and 3rd last paper of my Undergraduate studies..

HTFL okay!! You know why? I took my POWER NAP or more like I slept pretty early just now, from 11PM- 3:30AM, I wanna sleeepppp!!!

Madness

I came home from library today feeling damn SEMANGAT so I decided to continue work on my notes compilation and it took me 3 hours! OMFG..Here is why..

Mind you if you try saving the photo, you should be able to see its named madness.jpg, this is just a page of it the notes...Seriously, it's just total madness!! My vision's quite blurry, I need some sleep!!

Target for tomorrow: 1. Memorise all the german vocabs + attend consultation hour AGAIN! why SO DUMB!! urgh!

Lame ass shit part 2 - HERO

Just a short conversation between me and min a few mins ago..

Joy: urgh..the bread in my room makes me hungry..
Min: I makan my HERO already...hahahaha
Joy: LOL, you dah jadi HEROIN tak? *ROFL*
Min: eeyer so lameeeee

I swear the caffeine are still in my body...dont blame me, blame the caffeine!

I am pretty damn sure I am high on caffeine today, after I had my dose of Flat White at campos, I couldn't resist laughing, about nothing!
Dom called Min and told her he's got something for us, after questioning him what it was, he said it was meant to kept P&C until we see it, and it was only for GIRLS..We have an image in mind, "Pads or tampons?" So we were left with a question mark(?) not knowing what it was.
During dinner, dom called jen, then I took over the phone and he said it's not something big but quite mafan to carry, that made us think further, what could it be? *blardee frustrated* So he said he'd pick us and drop us at SUV with his *mysterious thing* then send us back to library.
Once we hopped into his car, we did not stop questioning him asking him what it was and bla bla bla..Questions like..
Joy: Is it edible?
Jo: Dont worry it's not fattening although it contains SUGAR!
Min: Woi..tell la...curiousity kills the cat okayy!
Joy: Curiousity is also killing two cows(we were born in the year of Ox) now!
Min: A plant is it?
Joy: Ehh jo(and jen), I thought you all dont know what it is? How come you(all) know one!!??
Jo: Hehee we were not supposed to tell..
Joy: Kena conned weyy...
When we reached library..we opened the car boot and Tadaaa!! This is what we saw..

A plant!! Hee!! Dom said it was for Good Luck!! Aww...Thanks Dom Dom!

Now, I better get back to my work before I start feeling sleepy again..
p/s: Photo taken on Day1, we shall see if it'd last til exam ends!

Mahjong Inc

You may wonder what brings people together? Here I'd say it's MAHJONG..MAHJONG brings together the lameness and stupidity of a person...For more info, Please dial 1800-MAHJONG

The Tani Route

I am not a really good drinker, I consider myself an average drinker now, I can drink up to a certain amount and I'll be happy...Remembering those day when I started drinking...and the below storyline will explain why I am known as the alcoholic, the drunkard, the professional puker..

First time ever: Virgin Drinker
Venue: Toronto, Bond College, Room 2xx
Partner in Crime: Samantha, Sharon
Speaking of this never fail to make me laugh..We bought 2 small bottle of whiskey, you know, the 200ml ones, I was literally fed by sharon, so far as I remember, it was probably about a quater or less of coke and hell lots of whiskey in that tiny bottle and I was forced to scull them..Hence the aftermath was...
1. Wanting to call a friend but held the phone upside down and the other way round..So basically I held the phone's back to my ear and complained "Why no sound one"?
Then the effect kicks in more..
2. I rolled on my room floor feeling like I was gonna die from the burning stomach..It only got better after eating a green apple(don't ask me why...I dont know!!!!)
So I call that an end for the First time ever..

Then the story continues...I am just gonna state some interesting ones..
Venue: Toronto, Bond College, Room 6xx
Partner in Crime: Samantha, Sharon, Amy + 5 other guys
Knowing the fact that curfew is 1am during weekends, curfew simply also mean guys are not supposed to be in girls room and vice versa. So we secretly stayed in the room and Tani-ed. One fine moment when the guardian walked pass the room and knocked on the door, we got scared and our emergency exit was..The window! Basically all four girls climbed out the window(The space outside was enough to fit our butt) and stayed there for at least 5 mins, it was winter + 6th floor..I seriously have no idea how daring I was..Must be the alcohol I tell you!!

My first time clubbing in KL, I bumped into my brothers and their friends..
Venue: Atmosphere
Partner in Crime: Cousin, Brothers & Lotsa friends
I drank probably 2 glasses of whiskey + coke, then a friend poured me some shit ass drink, I had a gulp and I was gone for the night..

There was time when I was so blardee depress because I broke up with my ex-boyfriend..
Venue: Some pub in Damansara
Partner in Crime: Cousin
I drank a glass of beer + a bottle of chick drink(vodka lime), then I got more upset and threw up! SO LOUSY you call it!!

During my first year in University...
Venue: SUV
Partner in Crime: Bunch of gals..
I had 3-5 shots of vodka, went to the club, had 1 tequila shot & Minli had to look after me the night..LOL

Venue: SUV
Partner in Crime: some SUV friends..
I drank and my friend told me to go for a puff, so I walked out of my room with a plastic bag knowing I might puke anytime...While she was smoking, she talked to me..
Ping: Ehh bla bla bla..
Joy: Wait ahh..I need to puke..
*blurghhhhhhh...*
Joy: Ya? what were you saying??
Ping: OMG u damn pro right..

Now, during my third year in University...
Venue: Everywhere in sydney
Partner in Crime: Malaysians
I continue drinking, and drink, and still drink...No longer like I used to be, the throwing up is a norm to me, but the amount that I drink is now probably twice, or thrice the amount I used to drink..I even have a pattern after I drink, they call it the after sucking Helium pattern, I talk like some cartoon character...

This route has began its way since 2002...and I am seeing it to grow longer and wider...More to comee...AFTER EXAMS!!

Lame ass shit part 1

Today marks the first day of exam(not for me though), despite having so much more to study, I am still setting my big fat ass on the chair writing up this post..Through out whole stuvac, there were so much fun and serious moments, debating sessions, pigging out sessions, stress out sessions, lame ass sessions and some rescue team action.

Lets go into some lame ass sessions..
Man: Ehh joy does your phone have bluetooth?
Joy: You underestimating my phone now issit!!
Min: Got greentooth or not ah??
Joy: I have infrayellow also!!!

After man and dom told us about a CLASSIC story..
Man: You want him to drive you all home, later he doesn't know how to get back home HOW??
*Joy just drank a big gulp of mountain dew and wanting to laugh*
Man: Later he drove back to epping and jones street and start screaming that he lost his furniture HOW?
*Joy couldn't stand it anymore, ran to the sink(which was like 2 steps away) and spit the mouth full of mountain dew + got some up her nose*

After another story of dom's was revealed..
Joy: I can use that money and buy 70 sets of Mahjong tiles to throw at you so that u WAKE UP!!!
Man: *Burst into laughter*

Recently Joy and Min have been saying the same thing at the same time..So we decided to call ourselves Jin & Moy..While both of us lying on the bed, Joy was studying...Min turns to her..
Min: Ehh Moy..
Joy: *no reaction*
Min: Opss Jin..
Joy: Huh? U called me ahh? Wassup?
Min: Saje..
Joy: *pengsan*

That should be it for today...More to come with all the lame ass shit..