The Tani Route

I am not a really good drinker, I consider myself an average drinker now, I can drink up to a certain amount and I'll be happy...Remembering those day when I started drinking...and the below storyline will explain why I am known as the alcoholic, the drunkard, the professional puker..

First time ever: Virgin Drinker
Venue: Toronto, Bond College, Room 2xx
Partner in Crime: Samantha, Sharon
Speaking of this never fail to make me laugh..We bought 2 small bottle of whiskey, you know, the 200ml ones, I was literally fed by sharon, so far as I remember, it was probably about a quater or less of coke and hell lots of whiskey in that tiny bottle and I was forced to scull them..Hence the aftermath was...
1. Wanting to call a friend but held the phone upside down and the other way round..So basically I held the phone's back to my ear and complained "Why no sound one"?
Then the effect kicks in more..
2. I rolled on my room floor feeling like I was gonna die from the burning stomach..It only got better after eating a green apple(don't ask me why...I dont know!!!!)
So I call that an end for the First time ever..

Then the story continues...I am just gonna state some interesting ones..
Venue: Toronto, Bond College, Room 6xx
Partner in Crime: Samantha, Sharon, Amy + 5 other guys
Knowing the fact that curfew is 1am during weekends, curfew simply also mean guys are not supposed to be in girls room and vice versa. So we secretly stayed in the room and Tani-ed. One fine moment when the guardian walked pass the room and knocked on the door, we got scared and our emergency exit was..The window! Basically all four girls climbed out the window(The space outside was enough to fit our butt) and stayed there for at least 5 mins, it was winter + 6th floor..I seriously have no idea how daring I was..Must be the alcohol I tell you!!

My first time clubbing in KL, I bumped into my brothers and their friends..
Venue: Atmosphere
Partner in Crime: Cousin, Brothers & Lotsa friends
I drank probably 2 glasses of whiskey + coke, then a friend poured me some shit ass drink, I had a gulp and I was gone for the night..

There was time when I was so blardee depress because I broke up with my ex-boyfriend..
Venue: Some pub in Damansara
Partner in Crime: Cousin
I drank a glass of beer + a bottle of chick drink(vodka lime), then I got more upset and threw up! SO LOUSY you call it!!

During my first year in University...
Venue: SUV
Partner in Crime: Bunch of gals..
I had 3-5 shots of vodka, went to the club, had 1 tequila shot & Minli had to look after me the night..LOL

Venue: SUV
Partner in Crime: some SUV friends..
I drank and my friend told me to go for a puff, so I walked out of my room with a plastic bag knowing I might puke anytime...While she was smoking, she talked to me..
Ping: Ehh bla bla bla..
Joy: Wait ahh..I need to puke..
*blurghhhhhhh...*
Joy: Ya? what were you saying??
Ping: OMG u damn pro right..

Now, during my third year in University...
Venue: Everywhere in sydney
Partner in Crime: Malaysians
I continue drinking, and drink, and still drink...No longer like I used to be, the throwing up is a norm to me, but the amount that I drink is now probably twice, or thrice the amount I used to drink..I even have a pattern after I drink, they call it the after sucking Helium pattern, I talk like some cartoon character...

This route has began its way since 2002...and I am seeing it to grow longer and wider...More to comee...AFTER EXAMS!!