Lame ass shit part 1

Today marks the first day of exam(not for me though), despite having so much more to study, I am still setting my big fat ass on the chair writing up this post..Through out whole stuvac, there were so much fun and serious moments, debating sessions, pigging out sessions, stress out sessions, lame ass sessions and some rescue team action.

Lets go into some lame ass sessions..
Man: Ehh joy does your phone have bluetooth?
Joy: You underestimating my phone now issit!!
Min: Got greentooth or not ah??
Joy: I have infrayellow also!!!

After man and dom told us about a CLASSIC story..
Man: You want him to drive you all home, later he doesn't know how to get back home HOW??
*Joy just drank a big gulp of mountain dew and wanting to laugh*
Man: Later he drove back to epping and jones street and start screaming that he lost his furniture HOW?
*Joy couldn't stand it anymore, ran to the sink(which was like 2 steps away) and spit the mouth full of mountain dew + got some up her nose*

After another story of dom's was revealed..
Joy: I can use that money and buy 70 sets of Mahjong tiles to throw at you so that u WAKE UP!!!
Man: *Burst into laughter*

Recently Joy and Min have been saying the same thing at the same time..So we decided to call ourselves Jin & Moy..While both of us lying on the bed, Joy was studying...Min turns to her..
Min: Ehh Moy..
Joy: *no reaction*
Min: Opss Jin..
Joy: Huh? U called me ahh? Wassup?
Min: Saje..
Joy: *pengsan*

That should be it for today...More to come with all the lame ass shit..